May 2012
51 posts
“Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.”
– A. A. Milne
moritzsstiefel:
my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said
“oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?”
mom
“If you know yourself, then you’ll not be harmed by what is said about you.”
– Arab Proverb
Hahaha I think it’s funny how my boss loves me so much yet hates people who are CLEARLY better employees than me.
You simply can’t call yourself a real band if you only do covers.
“Some whales are bigger than countries.”
– Chelsea Cook’s most incorrect statement to date
Anonymous asked: I must say, you look absolutely stunning in your "default" for tumblr.
I'm convinced
a new version of Adobe Flash Player comes out approximately every .5 seconds
I just watched the entire first season of The Glee Project in a day and a half because of him…. hahaha
Oh and one of the ladies who makes me turn on the jets is worshipped by all the other lifeguards because she brings us food all the time but her zucchini bread tastes like budussy.
I can’t explain how annoying it is when these old people come into the therapy pool and they ask me to turn the jets on when they are 2 feet away from the button and I’m on the other side of the pool. It literally happens at least 5 times a day (usually the exact same people) and I simply don’t understand why they can’t push a button themselves.
I have never seen Space Jam
People should never be so pale that their skin is whiter than their teeth.
Today this 14 year old kid at work literally talked to me for 15 minutes about how much he wished the pool was filled with egg nog and how he would drink egg nog even if he was allergic to eggs. Then another 10 minutes lecturing me on how important it is to keep all your receipts… especially from WalMart.
Oh how I’ve missed the Y
shlebylorennn:
Girls get too worked up over the word whore. If somebody random was to call me a whore I’d call them an idiot then go about my life literally never thinking about it ever again.
Why I hate the game Never Have I Ever
There is only two routes this game can possibly go.
1. Sexual
2. Stupid (i.e. “never have I ever been named taylor”)
Walking//The Dodos
“Five de Mayo”
– Mr. Flener (via brittanyash)
