freddiekrueger: Somebody to Love Me- Mark Ronson...
Anonymous asked: TMI Tuesday: last time you had sex was....?
The hotel that I’m at right now has 42” touch screens to play fruit ninja on
That moment when you reblog something
then immediately realize it’s dumb and you don’t want it anymore so you delete it really fast and hope no one even saw it in the first place
Maroon 5 - Sunday Morning
In my hotel room
drinking a magarita my sister is asleep next to me why
fuqtumblr: cawcaw: Take On Me, A-Ha ...
Everyone is always so baffled that I haven’t seen Top Gun, Star Wars, or Indiana Jones.
One of the most unintelligent guys I know
has an internship at the Pentagon. There is no hope left.
Textbook Love//Fleet Foxes Never knew exactly...
Last night I tried to melt chocolate. I left it in the microwave too long and it literally turned into bread. It was a phenomenon that cannot be explained.
When people put pictures of themself as a baby as...
poptartslut: when a girl tells you she ‘hates drama’ and ‘only gets along with guys,’ you know she is a dumb dumb
Does porn actually turn anyone on? Just curious.
Crazy (Gnarles Barkley cover)// The Kooks
Anonymous asked: I have to admit, that person below is right. It happened with me and my best friend of 12 years. We lived together one year of college and it was the WORST experience of my life. Now we barely even talk. It was that bad.
I hate Tumblrs with endless scrolling
This is LITERALLY how every conversation about...
Person: So where are you going to college?
Person: IUS or the real IU?
Me: The real IU.
Person: Oh that's a party school. Are you going to party?
Me: I mean...
Person: So who's your room mate?
Person: Your room is going to be a disaster and you will end up hating each other.
richwhitelesbian: it’s a good thing “nigga” rhymes with “nigga” or else waka flocka flame’s music career would be in a bad place right now
Shelby… this is what you ended up doing tonight since our plans didn’t work out
Unpopular (maybe) opinion:
fuqtumblr: JennaMarbles is not funny, in the least, at all, in any way, shape, or form. Like, absolutely, 100% unfunny.
I hate when you feel obligated to accept someone’s friend request on Facebook because you work with them and have to see them on a regular basis and it would be awkward if they ever confronted you about it. And then as soon as you accept them they Facebook IM you asking for advice about how to get their ex girlfriend back.
That’s the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If...– Charles Bukowski (via -kurtcobain)
My two year old sister just beat my high score on Tiny Wings…
I want to go shopping
but no one will go with me. I feel weird shopping alone.
surgeries: I don’t get why the idea of immortality is so appealing. I would never want to live forever.